Actor

1. Chubbulon Pupu: Tupu ....Voice of Pupu
2. Tye-Dye Samurai ....Guy on Phone
3. Chubbulon Pupu ....Voice of Pupu
4. The Meeting ....Man 2

Director

1. Chubbulon Pupu: Tupu
2. Tye-Dye Samurai

Writer

1. Chubbulon Pupu: Tupu (improv)

Hello, My name is Mr. Sean. Thats spelled S,E,A,N,...not to be confused with Mrs. Shawn. Which is spelled S,H,A,W,N. Which brings me to my first point...YO YOs!!!...a fun safe toy? or a deadly killbot!...Ill let you decide, personally I say I want my coffee with cream thank you very much, hold the sugar darlin, but alas a toy is a toy and as much as id like to...how do you say...JAZZbot all over your face, I am inclined however to suckle at the supple nipple of time and put my game is the data base *Snooty laugh* 4 gigs to my database...ooooo! thats what she said!!! BAM!!! i got another one right there...a double hitter some call it I call it an ice cream sundae but let jittery georges fly their own covered wagon you know what im saying?...HAHA HAAAAAAAA...no need to impress my dearest I got 3 tickets to Timmsey Brown...live...in concert...dont cry sara just come here and embrace my bosom and let the sea carry you into the music transience of christian pastures...two quilts...$6.99 each...all im asking for...thank you...thank you and goodnight.

Ok so like now that ive wasted some space I guess I shall write something real. lets see lets see ok well I'll start with the fact that I have and have always had a problem expressing my feelings or emotions and for me the best way to do that is through either music or movies pretty much as far as my comedy goes pretty much no one finds me funny and I dont hold it against anyone but my dad got his sense of humor from his dad who would tell old timey kinda lame joke and it got passed on to my dad who would tell the worst jokes in the world and I mean these jokes were so bad they were hilarious then when it comes to me I tell jokes so annoying that people just get mad...then they make fun of me and then everyone laughs so in then end everyone is happy I suppose the ends justifies the means in this case. Secondly I'm not really one to talk about myself I really dont like it, I mean theres no one who wants to know anything about me and if there was I suppose they'd come up to me and ask me, so for my real Biography I wrote like a sentence but "The Man" said that wasn't good enough so here you go. I guess I'll add a few more things about me I consider myself very spiritual and at the same time very superstitious and crazy combined with excessive compulsive disorder makes me pretty messed up mentally oh by the way I know I can't spell properly so get over it. I spent the first half of my life in boy scouts....very depressing very homo energized experiences so if I act fruity like mike said we did "Homo Erotica" its probably safe to say I got it from there...and the lack of females in my life...also I dont like to be touched, I know that sounds really funny but I've never been close physically to anyone not even my mom so giving or getting hugs is always weird for me not that I don't like it baby but not used to it that also goes with me not liking sharing drinks with people I started that when I was really little I remember at little league practice my mom gave my water bottle to this kid and like I had to throw it away after he used it cause i was afraid of the germs. Ok so you can see I am pretty bleh, Thats about as personal as I can get I guess so yea I spent my whole life quiet and conformed letting my parents run everything up until end of elementary and middle school where i started to just cause problems cause i gave up on life and just was waiting to die fortunately I didn't but I paid for my sins with years of mental abuse from pretty much everyone in my life which is why I have a dislike for people and crowds but then somewhere along the line I basically got up off the ground and stood up and then sat back down again then got up and um decided to stop getting kicked around and not worry about anything I don't and I decided to go for my dreams no matter how hard or how ridiculous it may seem to even my closest friends but I wanna make music since it is so beautiful to me and I wanna help out people as much as I can so I'm probably gona donate my money and my time to charities and I'm planning on adopting a child since I doubt I'll get married but even if I did I wana adopt a child and get a dog from the pound hahaha ok those are my lame dreams but thats who I am a messed up mental patient who just wants to love so sorry for wasting your time here but I think I've written enough now and it's really late and I must go. So I guess if you've read this far thank you and goodnight like for reals hella days tonight ok toodles poodles.

Shank. God of ROCK. At least one day. Right now though, he jams a lot, in hopes of one day becoming, THE GOD OF ROCK!!!!! ROCK ROCK ROCK!

Just sitting here listening to him play guitar makes me have joygasms. Gasaming with Joy~~. One thing I've noticed about Shank is that he hates wasting time, which makes it really funny that he wants to be a rock star because that's a waste of time (coming from a guy who wants to be a comic book artist). He likes rock stars a lot; he has cut outs of people all over his wall,  really famous, attractive people. Well, besides the "new found glory" guy, cause he's ugly. So anyways, Shank, he did "Homo Erotica" with me during one summer, which is just us acting gay and British, it's really funny. I'd show it to you, but that'd be impossible. I'll give you some classic Shank quotes now:

"How were they ass?"

Ok that's it. Shanks not very classic. The end.

Last Updated 2.01.04