Director

1. Spaghetti and Briefballs
2. Unsuitable
3. h2dry

Actor

1. Suichine ....Manny
2. Scrubbin' Buddies ....Himself
3. The Conversationalisticans ....Man #2
4. The More You Know 2 ....Announcer
5. Chairman of the Yolk ....Himself
6. The Meeting ....Man 1
7. h2dry ....Guy Watching TV

Editor

1. Suichine
2. Scrubbin' Buddies
3. Spaghetti and Briefballs
4. Overly Possessive
5. The Conversationalisticans
6. Chubbulon Pupu

Camera Operator

1. Chubbulon Pupu: Tupu
2. Unsuitable

If there's one thing anyone should know about me, it's that I hate half-assing things. I would rather do nothing at all than put minimal effort into producing a finished film/drawing/(or even a homework assignment, for fuck's sake) that sucks ass. Other peoples' work I don't judge as harshly, because most of the time I don't know their capabilities and I can't tell whether they put all or little effort into their work.

I like logic and scientific reasoning, but at the same time I can appreciate randomness and nonsensical garbage. A secret about me that not many people know (except for, well, now the whole internet) is that I enjoy graffiti writing as an art form. If I could cover the entire shitty world in my slightly less-shitty art, I would be one very happy little llama-slut.

As for girls, every time I realize that I'm conversing with a member of the opposite sex, no matter what the relationship, it seems that I lose all sense of logic and reason, and find it extremely difficult to be myself, which fucking sucks more ass than I care to imagine.

Peter: Do you fear death?
Sean: I don't fear it, but I wouldn't necessarily want to die right away. I'm trying to put it off as long as possible, or at least until I'm bored with life.
Peter: Do you believe in fate?
Sean: If I believed in fate I would believe in god.
Peter: Have you ever dabbled in witchcraft?
Sean: No, but I have experienced synchronicity. I think that's the word. And I'd like to believe that we're all psychic, but we haven't learned to harness that ability yet.
Peter: Which brings us to my next question. Do you think levitation is a feat humans are capable of possessing?
Sean: If it involved magnets.
Peter: Is it possible to evolve to such a state where we could do something like that? Such as fly? Or teleport?
Sean: Fly with wings?
Peter: Perhaps.
Sean: In billions of years, we could evolve to whatever.
Peter: So you think it's possible.
Sean: I know its possible.
Peter: Interesting.

(silence)

Peter: Moving along. Have you ever questioned your sexuality?
Sean: Questioned it? I don't know that I've questioned it, but I've certainly wondered what it would be like to be gay.
Peter: Are you currently taking any medication(s)?
Sean: Yes. But I'm weaning myself off of it. I was on Paxil. I was taking 20mg of it and now I'm down to 5mg a day.
Peter: Is that the doctors orders, or are you taking measures into your own hands?
Sean: No. Wait. Yes.
Peter: Which is it?
Sean: I was supposed to be off it a while ago.
Peter: Oh.
Sean: I've been taking it for longer than I needed to, but last time I tried to wean myself off... well, I stopped taking it and I had withdrawals and I got really depressed.
Peter: Do you think mathematics is the language of nature?
Sean: I think it's the universal language.
Peter: So you don't believe in chaos?
Sean: Chaos? Do you mean like, part of the universe where there's no laws of physical properties?
Peter: The entire universe, even.
Sean: No. I think everything has an order and anything that seems like it doesn't, we just don't understand it.
Peter: So, human know all?
Sean: What the fuck? I just said it means we don't understand it. So that would imply that humans don't know all.
Peter: Hmm... interesting.

Last Updated 03.24.05