Name: Ryan James Burger
Aliases: Kirk, Kirkage, Burger, Cheese
Age: 18
Birthday: March 22, 1985
Weight: 210 lbs.
Height: 5'10"
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Gender: Male
Religion: LDS (Mormon)
Political Affiliation: Independent
Residence: Concord, California
Occupation: Lube Technician
Contact:

 
 
Naked Castle Film
 
h2dry, Magically Suspicious
Movies
 
Braveheart, Glory, Last of the Mohicans, Space Balls
Actors
 
Sean Connery, Dan Akroid, Chris Farley, Sam Nielson
Actresses
 
Reese Witherspoon, Jodi Foster, Julianne Moore
Directors
 
Steven Spielburg, Mel Gibson, Michael Mann, George Lucas
Bands
 
ACDC, Boston, Styx, ZZ Top, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones
Hobbies
 
Softball, football, volleyball, Naval Sea Cadets, gaming (Rise of Nations, Silent Hunter, Destroyer Command)
Websites
 
 

Actor

  1. Overly Possessive ....Bill's friend
  2. Chairman of the Yolk ....Himself
 

Well, I am going to keep it short and brief. I am working at Jiffy Lube full time, I will leave on my mission in January for two years; when I return I will attend DVC for one year to make up some classes; I will then go to the California Maritime Academy on a NROTC scholarship for four years; upon graduation I will receive a commission in the U.S. Navy, and will serve as an officer for the better part of my life, and eventually live/be stationed in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. You should get a good idea of what kind of person I am by seeing what I have planned for my future. (Fords Rule)

Ryan Burger. A lovable character both on and off the screen, I’ve always had a great time hanging out with him, as he easily turns the most boring situation into a fun-filled adventure. That, or a fun-filled guy-on-guy orgy. Also, he’s either the most sexually secure heterosexual in the world, or the most openly-gay homosexual in the world. Either way, I’d still have sex with him. He knows what he wants, and plans to join the navy for his future career. His acting talents are most likely the best in the castle, and if it weren’t for his upcoming mission, he’d be made a knight in a heartbeat. It will definitely suck not having him around for two whole years, but I wish him well on his mission and I promise that I will be waiting naked in bed for him when he returns.

Last Updated 01.27.04

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